Aha! yeah, this is my second blog.. yay!! i'm really doing this for really! i'm so proud of myself. Temi, Alex, Oyin & charles, thank you for your support, love y'all loads!
i'm down with fever!! this just happened last night! what happened was; i got home late after eating suya at ikoyi, got to the dispenser, and alas! no water!!
you have no idea the amount of fright and dismay i felt.. i still had to work on a project which was; design stationary sets for a client and start up on the website design = long night. that thought triggered a series of malfunctions in my body..i suddenly needed to use the bathroom, take a bath, go back to the office, call my ex-girlfriend just to make her jealous all at the same time!
worst of all was the thirst that was beginning to tear my throat into shreds, my tongue felt like chalk, n i silently cursed my self for being glutonous. who send me message? Jack must have finished the water! ofcorse he did. Jack is my friend (we love together - no homo) the boy is just.. -wait i can insult him on my blog right?? nobody's gon like report or sth shay?- ehen, the boy..he's just an idiot! he wears my clothes, takes my money, steals my condoms, finishes the water in the dispenser without refilling it..whats even worse is, he'll keep quiet about it. n go missing.
so, there i was, can't get water at this hour..closest place i can get water was ajose adeogun which is a long way from home. i was just sitting there thinking..e don be for me today!
my girlfriend called -she does every night- i told her about my wahala, and before i cld even finish, she was like; 'oga dnt be forming tush for me here joh, go and drink water from the tap joh!' no joke. bad idea right??
mommy told us NOT to take water from the faucet, i dont usually drink water from a pipe, this is a first...shap shap, i carry glass, with speed cos i was super thirsty, in the words of my close buddy Emmanuel aka Truck money; i CONJURE water inside the cup...n i downed it like it was cool aid!
omo, it was like when i just had sex! two cups later, i was alright, started on my work, then i started sneezing...then stuffy nose...then head ache. i decided to call it quits.
i woke up 2hours later, sweating profusely, head banging, nose running, throat churning for more water, utterly miserable. i couldnt sleep afterwards.. i went to work and had a shitty day.
i blame my Tomi for making me drink that water because thts the only thing i can think of that couldda made me sick. so-therefore, i blame Tomi for advising me to drink it.
i'm down with fever!! this just happened last night! what happened was; i got home late after eating suya at ikoyi, got to the dispenser, and alas! no water!!
you have no idea the amount of fright and dismay i felt.. i still had to work on a project which was; design stationary sets for a client and start up on the website design = long night. that thought triggered a series of malfunctions in my body..i suddenly needed to use the bathroom, take a bath, go back to the office, call my ex-girlfriend just to make her jealous all at the same time!
worst of all was the thirst that was beginning to tear my throat into shreds, my tongue felt like chalk, n i silently cursed my self for being glutonous. who send me message? Jack must have finished the water! ofcorse he did. Jack is my friend (we love together - no homo) the boy is just.. -wait i can insult him on my blog right?? nobody's gon like report or sth shay?- ehen, the boy..he's just an idiot! he wears my clothes, takes my money, steals my condoms, finishes the water in the dispenser without refilling it..whats even worse is, he'll keep quiet about it. n go missing.
so, there i was, can't get water at this hour..closest place i can get water was ajose adeogun which is a long way from home. i was just sitting there thinking..e don be for me today!
my girlfriend called -she does every night- i told her about my wahala, and before i cld even finish, she was like; 'oga dnt be forming tush for me here joh, go and drink water from the tap joh!' no joke. bad idea right??
mommy told us NOT to take water from the faucet, i dont usually drink water from a pipe, this is a first...shap shap, i carry glass, with speed cos i was super thirsty, in the words of my close buddy Emmanuel aka Truck money; i CONJURE water inside the cup...n i downed it like it was cool aid!
omo, it was like when i just had sex! two cups later, i was alright, started on my work, then i started sneezing...then stuffy nose...then head ache. i decided to call it quits.
i woke up 2hours later, sweating profusely, head banging, nose running, throat churning for more water, utterly miserable. i couldnt sleep afterwards.. i went to work and had a shitty day.
i blame my Tomi for making me drink that water because thts the only thing i can think of that couldda made me sick. so-therefore, i blame Tomi for advising me to drink it.
if you dont see any other posts, know that i'm dead. tomi and jack are responsible!
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